*bully pushes you*
*you push bully back*
bully: wtf you piece of shit, that’s reverse bullying
a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.
what the fuck
nerds are super aggravating despite being protected by john green